"10 minutes ago we were down to only 2 0s!" "How many do we have now?" "I ... don't know!!"

There's a maximum likelihood that I'm doing phylogenetics wrong.

They had BETTER make this a sample return mission.

Dinosaur Cosmics

The real key was inventing the windmill-powered winch.

Sometimes, you have to sacrifice pieces to gain the advantage. Sometimes, to advance ... you have to fall back.

Look, you can't complain about this after giving us so many scenarios involving N locked chests and M unlabeled keys.

We also should really have checked that the old water tower was disconnected from the water system before we started filling it with compressed air.

Our sysadmin accidentally won a Nobel Prize while trying to debug neutrino oscillation error correction.

Hmm, they won't do in-flight delivery, so let's order a new first and second stage to our emergency landing site and then try to touch down on top of them to save time.

The growth rate of items per day may may seem absurd, but it's actually much less than the acceleration in the 12 Days of Christmas song.

Stockfish 16 suggests the unconventional opening 1. RuntimeError: Out of bounds memory access

And even when they're not distracted, they usually get kicked out for illegal under-the-net 'subduction spikes'.

No, of course we don't microwave the mug WITH the teabag in it. We microwave the teabag separately.

It works because a nautical mile is based on a degree of latitude, and the Earth (e) is a circle.

In the aviation world, they don't use AM/PM times. Instead, all times are assumed to be AM unless they're labeled NOTAM.

Even when you try to make nice, smooth ice cubes in a freezer, sometimes one of them will shoot out a random ice spike, which physicists ascribe to kiki conservation.

The best case is O(n), and the worst case is that someone checks why.

Fermions are weird about each other in a standoffish way. Integer-spin particles are weird about each other in a 'stand uncomfortably close while talking' kind of way.

Under some circumstances, if you throw a D8 and then a D12 at an enemy, thanks to the D8's greater pointiness you actually have to roll a D12 and D8 respectively to determine damage.

C'mon, ESA Solar Orbiter team, just give the Parker probe a LITTLE nudge at aphelion. Crash it into the sun. Fulfill the dream of Icarus. It is your destiny.