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Though they do appreciate how much he improved the heating system for the flame pit.
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"One popular strategy is to enter an emotional spiral. Could that be the right approach? We contacted several researchers who are experts in emotional spirals to ask them, but none of them were in a state to speak with us."
These rocks are from a time before eyes, brains, and bones, pieces of a land warmed by an unseen sun.
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"10 minutes ago we were down to only 2 0s!" "How many do we have now?" "I ... don't know!!"
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There's a maximum likelihood that I'm doing phylogenetics wrong.
They had BETTER make this a sample return mission.
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Dinosaur Cosmics
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The real key was inventing the windmill-powered winch.
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Sometimes, you have to sacrifice pieces to gain the advantage. Sometimes, to advance ... you have to fall back.
Look, you can't complain about this after giving us so many scenarios involving N locked chests and M unlabeled keys.
We also should really have checked that the old water tower was disconnected from the water system before we started filling it with compressed air.
Our sysadmin accidentally won a Nobel Prize while trying to debug neutrino oscillation error correction.
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Hmm, they won't do in-flight delivery, so let's order a new first and second stage to our emergency landing site and then try to touch down on top of them to save time.
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The growth rate of items per day may may seem absurd, but it's actually much less than the acceleration in the 12 Days of Christmas song.
Stockfish 16 suggests the unconventional opening 1. RuntimeError: Out of bounds memory access
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And even when they're not distracted, they usually get kicked out for illegal under-the-net 'subduction spikes'.
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No, of course we don't microwave the mug WITH the teabag in it. We microwave the teabag separately.
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It works because a nautical mile is based on a degree of latitude, and the Earth (e) is a circle.
In the aviation world, they don't use AM/PM times. Instead, all times are assumed to be AM unless they're labeled NOTAM.
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Even when you try to make nice, smooth ice cubes in a freezer, sometimes one of them will shoot out a random ice spike, which physicists ascribe to kiki conservation.