Technically The Sun is at the bottom of the food chain

The saddest part about metamorphosis is that there are no baby butterflies

Teacher: How do you call mosquitoes in ypur languages

Lazy me: We dont call them they come by their own

She was my crush until I saw her going to the toilet holding a ዳንጎቴ cement paper.

You start looking through someones Instagram and you end up on their cousins brother's wife's sister's profile looking at pics from Bangkok in 2014

(First date)

Her: I'm a Catholic

Stupid Me: (trying to impress her) I'm addicted to cats too

Whats up with the " ye set lij "sedeb is there anyone who came out of a man?

Me: I should probably just wait for her to reply

Also me: Double text her, just in case

*gets left on read for an hour*

Me, again: Man, I shouldn’t exist!

The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.

Robert Gabriel Mugabe

A blade that can cut stone like butter will still cut butter like it's butter.

The thought of having a day off is more exciting than the day off itself

Just because birds can fly they think they have the right to literally shit on everyone else.

Someone probably started a long jail sentence the day you where born and is still in.

Most photos of food on the internet are now shit.

Wear the same jeans every day and no one cares. Wear the same shirt twice in one week and everybody loses their minds.

An example of adult peer pressure is hearing a neighbor mowing their yard.

How many of us know our ቀበሌ ሊቀመንብር: የወረዳ እና ክ/ከተማ አስተዳዳሪ?

It’s not your job to be everything to everyone

More innocent people glance at cameras and try to not look suspicious than actual criminals