Yo mama so fat when she died the angel refused to take her

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you're crying for schools to resume, if they do social distancing inside exam hall, will you graduate? 🤦🏾‍♀

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Yo mama so old that her birth certificate says expired.

#yomama

Thou shall not chase no nigga

Bitchyoutrippin 4:23

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Unconditional love is wonderful. Unconditional support is dangerous.

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Short Guy: How's the weather up there?
Tall Guy: Fine! How's my ass smell?

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Men are the best cooks
Just two eggs, one banana and a little milk leaves a woman satisfied for nine months.

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Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.

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Q: How did the black guy escape prison?
A: He unscrewed all of the light-bulbs.
Q: How did he get caught?
A: He smiled.

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

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Pornhub singlehandedly ruined the word hub and the black and orange color scheme

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Someone prolly thinking about making “how to go out” YouTube video after this quarantine.

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I correct autocorrect more than it corrects me.

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I keep subnoscripts ON b/c sometimes I just be snacking too loud.

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You have probably never seen your grandma jump

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