Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.

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Q: How did the black guy escape prison?
A: He unscrewed all of the light-bulbs.
Q: How did he get caught?
A: He smiled.

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

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Pornhub singlehandedly ruined the word hub and the black and orange color scheme

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Someone prolly thinking about making “how to go out” YouTube video after this quarantine.

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I correct autocorrect more than it corrects me.

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I keep subnoscripts ON b/c sometimes I just be snacking too loud.

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You have probably never seen your grandma jump

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Eid-Mubarak my muslim subscribers.

How do we know hot is faster than cold?

Because you can catch cold.

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*first date

Her: I love bad boys

Me: *trying to impress her* my mom doesn't know where I am

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When somebody keep wearing the same Nike fit 🧢👕👖
Me: ohh you just keep doing it😭😭

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If no customers complain about a bulletproof vest, it's either very good or very bad.

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Her: but you were online
Him: are you gonna believe a green dot over me?

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Life is rachel asking "does it?" And I'm ross who never read those 18 pages. Front and back

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No offense but if someone is excited bout sth and u make em feel stupid for being excited bout it, ur the worst type of person😡😡

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