My daily routine:

1, Use my phone
2, Charge my phone
3, Use my phone while charging

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English is a language, not a measurement of intelligence.

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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter.

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Instead of leaving a better planet for the children, how about we leave better children for the planet?

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Money is never actually yours, it’s just your turn to spend it.

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*getting my hair braided*
ፀጉር ቤት lady: ካመመሽ ንገሪኝ እሺ
Me :ok

Me:አመመኝ
ፀጉር ቤት lady: ኧረ? እሺ, ኡፍፍ ኡፍፍ
አሁንስ?
Me:

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Everyone wants to be unique while hoping to find a place they can fit in.

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You failed again to detect the exact moment of you falling asleep.

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Trying to laugh by a meme I already know , same as trying to twerk with የዜግነት ክብር!!

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You know you’re old when you slip and fall but no one laughs.

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It's sort of lame when lil kids act like adults. I see my dad looking at them like "I wanna switch kids"🥺

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YOLO is used both to convince people to do something, and not to do something

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Him: ብቸኝነት የሚያስጠላህ ጀርባህን ሲበላህ ነዉ

Me: Bro ቀልዱን ትተህ ገላህን ታጠብ

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There's a guy who smokes 2 cigarettes together

They asked him: why do you always smoke 2 cigarettes together?

He said: one for me, and one for my brother in prison.

After a while they saw him smoking one cigarette only and they asked him: so your brother is out of the jail?

He said: no, I stopped smoking.

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We form habits, and eventually those habits form us.

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Walter White from the show "Breaking Bad" never tried meth yet he was the one most addicted to it

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Behind every bad product was a room full of people who thought it was a good idea.

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Why can’t feminists do algebra?

Because algebra is acctually about making it equal

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Major part of parenting is pretending to be excited by very boring things.

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Apparently, Indians use only their right hands to eat because they wipe their bottoms with their left hands.

Personally, I don't eat while I'm having a shit.

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