You failed again to detect the exact moment of you falling asleep.

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Trying to laugh by a meme I already know , same as trying to twerk with የዜግነት ክብር!!

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You know you’re old when you slip and fall but no one laughs.

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It's sort of lame when lil kids act like adults. I see my dad looking at them like "I wanna switch kids"🥺

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YOLO is used both to convince people to do something, and not to do something

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Him: ብቸኝነት የሚያስጠላህ ጀርባህን ሲበላህ ነዉ

Me: Bro ቀልዱን ትተህ ገላህን ታጠብ

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There's a guy who smokes 2 cigarettes together

They asked him: why do you always smoke 2 cigarettes together?

He said: one for me, and one for my brother in prison.

After a while they saw him smoking one cigarette only and they asked him: so your brother is out of the jail?

He said: no, I stopped smoking.

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We form habits, and eventually those habits form us.

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Walter White from the show "Breaking Bad" never tried meth yet he was the one most addicted to it

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Behind every bad product was a room full of people who thought it was a good idea.

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Why can’t feminists do algebra?

Because algebra is acctually about making it equal

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Major part of parenting is pretending to be excited by very boring things.

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Apparently, Indians use only their right hands to eat because they wipe their bottoms with their left hands.

Personally, I don't eat while I'm having a shit.

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An identical twin getting plastic surgery must be insulting to the other twin.

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Why is Dark spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can’t C in the Dark

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A major milestone in men's maturity is when they stop putting up with annoying ladies just because they're hot.

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Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to cope with it.

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The dumbest thing we wished for growing up was to be an adult.

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Be a nice human.

You trust the bank with all of your money and finances, but they don’t even trust you not to take their 5 birr pens.

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