Sometimes we have to let go of what is killing us even if its killing us to let go

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A person who has nothing to lose will help you lose everything you ever worked for.

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My favourite animals in the zoo are just random birds walking around like they belong. Go home,this is fancy bird town

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Welcome to my country where parents remove their glass just to hear exactly what you're saying.

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This nigga with five kids in his backseat is complaining about traffic

Your 5 kids will add more when they grow up.

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"I hate dimples"

--every fucking person who wants attention

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Roses are green
Violets are green
Everything is green
Everything is black.

My night vision goggles need new batteries.

Every high school has that annoying security guard who acts like the principal.

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Approach life with the same confidence that random Indian men approach women online.

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If it makes you happy it doesn’t need to make sense to anybody else

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People sorting by new are literally sacrificing their brain cells to save us from other peoples ignorance.

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Happy National Anaesthesia Day, everyb..................

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I said to my wife, "I said a prayer for your mother last night."

She said, "Why? She's not dying."

I said, "I know, why do you think I was praying."

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If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and sounds like a duck.

Should be a duck.

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Someone has just bet me that I cannot make a sentence without using the letter 'e'.

How the fuck am I going to do that?

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If dogs could use phones, they'd file missing persons reports all day long.

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You know you’re good at something when you can convincingly pretend to be bad at it to spare someone’s feelings.

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Realistically, no one's going to recognize a zig zag until it becomes a zig zag zig.

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I'm not a prophet but the person reading this is holding a phone with a cracked screen.🚶‍♂️

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I've been hearing things like "Legends are born in October,. Kings & Queens born in June" ..but these April babies are so silent...... Fools are born in which month?😂😂😂🤣

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Can't wait to get rich and tell people that "money is not everything,as long as u happy"😏

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